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pixiepienix:

swamp-maiden:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

literally everything

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

mayakern:

sometimes i forget how gay i am

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

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wanna know what these all say?

"suck his dick"

brickeponine:

some classic éponine thénardier moments:

- starts spontaneously singing in the middle of a house robbery
- supposed to be doing a sneaky lookout but instead checks her hair
- does gardening so as to fulfil her sneaky ulterior motives (mr mabeuf was pleased)
- writes ‘please leave your house’ as threatening graffiti (it totally worked)

daenystormborn:

I’ve never seen anyone fight against Blue Oblivion before

iskandamn:

brightness:

look at this sweet gender bent iron man design

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hartbxg:

hartbxg:

you have never truly lived on the edge until you’ve continued blogging after your laptop has given you the 5% remaining warning and it could cut out at any moment 

its going hardcore tonight

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Song: Back to Hogwarts
Artist: AVPM

Plays: 32,761

simplypotterheads:

Back to witches and wizards, and magical beasts!
To goblins and ghosts, and to magical feasts!
It’s all that I love, and it’s all that I need.
Hogwarts, Hogwarts! I think I’m going back—

twirlytumblfluff:

memeguy-com:

This man knows how to ride a Segway

This is the ONLY way to ride a Segway.

silentdimension:

#you’re so married

novakcas:

i love how in “free to be you and me” they had tons of cool shots they could use for the netflix title

but no

they used this

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eternallydeancas:

magoro:

kdwalbring:

The art of shaving Dick.

WHAT THE FUCK???

He’s Gabriel, remember?

pariven:

This is a serious issue. Thanks so much for creating this comic. I’ve been getting checked out by older men since I was probably 12 or 13. And the saddest part is, my mom was the first one to notice. Fast forward to today, and I’m 18. I’ll run to the grocery store or something and I can just feel old dude’s eyes on me. It’s fucking creepy as shit. And we’re supposed to appreciate y’all cat calling and staring at our asses? I don’t think so.

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dinogirl94:

americandreambarbie:

dewgongo:

lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone

britney spears could do it when she was 17 

britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this

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